All Incredible Inedible Eggnogs begin with a base of only the finest store-brand eggnog. You take it from there. We suggest adding liquor (of course!) and then maybe something sweet, maybe something sour, maybe even a condiment or two. Make it incredible. Make it inedible.
Mary Kate Shields, Coolfire Media
Was in a band called Eggnog Enema.
Tom Townsend, Rodgers Townsend
Drinks eggnog to forget that Joy is his middle name.
Matt Reedy, Boxing Clever
Claims his eggnog recipe "goes to 11."
Jeff Rifkin, Boxing Clever
Keeps his beard soft by washing it in eggnog.
Annie Castellano, Switch
Likes her eggnog like she likes her oatmeal – lumpy.
Dan Curran, Manifest Digital
At-bat song is "Mama Said Nog You Out."
There is something a little malevolent about making people drink disgusting concoctions during these joyous holidays. To atone for our naughty ways, we’re using this opportunity to support a great cause – the American Graduate initiative to combat the dropout issue in the United States – with a $500 donation.
If you enjoy seeing the eggnog tasters suffer as much as we do, we encourage you to donate to the American Graduate initiative too. We will match your donation dollar-for-dollar (up to a total of $2,000 on top of our initial $500 donation). More importantly, it’ll get you back on Santa’s "nice" list.